A buddy of mine from Missouri sent me a list of possible names for our son, to born around Dec.6, who still doesn't have a name. I thought this was a nice start. (Thanks Peterson!)
Umberto- because your kids initials would be IOU.
Caleb- because your kids initials would be O I C.
Trey- because hello... baby 3
Elliott- because all of your kids names would begin with vowels... although that applies to Umberto also.
Justami- get your ghetto on and just smash your names together.
Tamin- because I just got my ghetto on and threw up another lazy suggestion.
Yoshi- because he's the best driver in all of Mario cart.
Crusader- in homage to your alma matter.
Kentron- ghettoing the names of your dads... plus is sounds cool and futuristic.
If you end up having a girl instead you MUST name her Sharita! Same logic as above but delightfully the most ghetto of them all!
Heathcliff- after Bill Cosby from the tv show.
Frank- because his name would be Frank Ford (say it fast). 'Botta' or 'Drova' might be a cool middle name to go with Frank.
Chevy- isn't it the obvious choice. I know you live in Tennessee... but please not Peyton!
Luke- because... you are his father. (Mechanical breathing sound)
Jacob- guess it just goes with isaac.
Arizona- because then you'd be raising Arizona.
Cain- same logic as above.
Heck- ditto.
Ruckus- I think this logic is a gold mine.
Sam- if he grows up to be a musician you can say 'Samsung a song.'
Well that last one was a little lame. So what ever name you saddle him with, just remember it has to be better than apple or rain or some other hippie/movie star kids name.
Anyone have any other ideas???? Hahaha!
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
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Who is this buddy of yours??? Sounds like he/she is a scream. Very funny!
SSSSSOOOOOOOO funny!!!!
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