Louie was shipwrecked and lived alone on a desert island for years until he was finally rescued. Before leaving the island, he gave the rescue party a tour. "I built myself a house. That's it there. Here's the barn, and over there is the church I worshipped in." A rescuer asked, "What's that building over there?" Louie sneered. "That's the church I used to belong to."
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We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings: "Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth." Or, "I've got to make a phone call. Here, hold this gum in your mouth."
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The gum joke just went on my list of favorite jokes... good one :) I certainly tell that one again.
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